Avengers Infinity War best quotes: Nick Fury, Captain America to Black Widow

Best known for their scathing quips and smart mouths, Marvels comic book heroes return to take on their gravest threat yet. 

Thanos has finally set out to collect all six infinity stones, and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes must band together to stop the cosmic threat and save the universe. 

Infinity war is the 19th film through the 10 year-long series, culminating in an epic battle featuring more than 70 comic book characters.

Marvel directors, the Russo Brothers, had their work cut out to squeeze in screen time for all these A-list celebs, as well as giving audiences plenty to laugh and cry about along the way. 

Some of the best moments from previous Marvel films have been the hilarious and heartfelt moments between characters, producing some of the best movie quotes of all time. 

Major plot spoilers for Avengers Infinity War ahead.

Here are some of the best Avengers Infinity War quotes

10) Everyone wants to know about Gamora

After Gamora is kidnapped by Thanos, the rest of the Guardians make their way to the planet of Titan to find her. Stumbling on Iron-Man, Spider-Man and Doctor Strange and mistaking them for Thanos’s henchmen, they attack without mercy, demanding to know where they have taken Gamora.

Peter Quill: I’m gonna ask you this one time: where is Gamora?

Tony Stark: Yeah, I’ll do you one better. *Who* is Gamora?

Drax: I’ll do *you* one better. *Why* is Gamora?

Drax the destroyer, well known for his lack of knowledge on social cues, as well as a general misunderstanding of sarcasm, leads to this hilarious argument between the Avengers and the guardians. 

9) Don’t tell the wizard!

As a giant spaceship descends on New York, Tony Stark, Doctor Strange, Wong and Bruce Banner make their way to face the threat. 

As the ship swirls smoke and dust throughout the streets, Ebony Maw confronts our heroes, prompting Iron-Man to plea for the Hulk to arrive from Bruce, who for some reason, is unable to summon him in their time of need. 

Tony Stark: You’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

8) Eye would have washed that…

As Thor, Rocket Racoon and Groot make their way to a dying star to forge a god-killing hammer, Rocket and Thor connect in a touching moment. 

Noticing that Thor is feeling down from losing his entire family, home and even his eye, Rocket offers a gift – an eye he stole from a gambler in a previous adventurer. 

Thor: He gave you his eye?

Rocket: No, he gave me 100 credits. I snuck in his room later that night and stole his eye.

Thor: Thank you, sweet rabbit.

Rocket: Oh, I would’ve washed that. The only way I could sneak it off is up my… hey we’re here.

7) Kevin Bacon: The mightiest of heroes

After Thor is awakened by Mantis and the guardians aboard their ship, Peter Quill is desperate to find out what remains of his previous home planet. 

Quill is constantly teaching the Guardians of his vast 80’s pop culture knowledge, clearly imparting some wisdom on Mantis, when she asks if one of Earth’s mightiest heroes will be helping them. 

Thor, ever the diplomat, just rolls with it.

Thor: Join us. Join Earth’s mightiest heroes.

Mantis: Like Kevin Bacon?

Thor: He may be on the team. I don’t know. I haven’t been there in a while.

6) Groot meets Cap

As Thor, Rocket and Groot arrive on Wakanda to protect Vision, a touching introduction sneaks into the battlefield, as Captain America earnestly responds to a talking tree.

Thor: Oh, by the way, this is a friend of mine. Tree.

Groot: I am Groot!

Steve Rogers: I am Steve Rogers.

5) Can we get a Starbucks?

As the Wakandans welcome Earth’s Mightiest Heroes to their city, Okoye wishes she could bring in other parts of western culture instead of soldiers.

Okoye: When you said you were going to open Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined.

T’Challa: What did you imagine?

Okoye: The Olympics, maybe even a Starbucks

4) A change in plan

As a rag-tag group prepares to take on Thanos on his destroyed home planet, Iron-Man and Star Lord meet in the middle to formulate a plan. 

Peter Quill: Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good.

Tony Stark: Wow.

3) Thanos threatens the worst

Thanos’ ultimate goal is to collect the stones and wipe half of the universe from existence, freeing up resources for a brighter future. 

Early on, he threatens just that.

Thanos: With all six stones, I can simply snap my fingers, they would all cease to exist. I call that mercy.

Dr. Stephen Strange: And then what?

Thanos: I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.

2) A touching goodbye

After Thanos clicks his fingers and wipes have the universe from existence, a distraught Tony Stark rushes to his young prodigy Spider-Man as he slowly crumbles to dust. 

Peter Parker: Tony, I’m sorry… I’m sorry.

1) Only one way to win

As our heroes prepare to fight Thanos on Titan, Tony Stark notices Doctor Strange in a meditative state, surrounded by a green aura.

The time stone shines brightly as Strange comes back to his senses, warning that there is only one possible way they all survive. 

Dr. Stephen Strange: I went forward in time… to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.

Peter Quill: How many did you see?

Dr. Stephen Strange: Fourteen million six hundred and five.

Tony Stark: How many did we win?

Dr. Stephen Strange: …One.