‘I got brilliant revenge on my a**hole neighbour and I’ve never felt happier’

He claims he was “flipped off” on several occasions for saying hello, or yelled at when he stopped a ball of theirs from rolling into the parking lot.

It later transpired that the neighbours were proving equally problematic with other residents on the same street, at which point things began to escalate.

“[They] kicked off my pumpkin every year and ripped my Christmas lights off and cut the inflatable decorations that I put in the area in front of my door. That pushed me over the edge. Don’t touch my decorations. These people are real pieces of garbage,” the poster explained.

Devastated but undefeated, the resident decided the decoration vandals were a step too far and that it was time to retaliate.

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“I went to their car and let out the air from their tyres. Not fully flat, but enough to notice and not be safe to drive. At least over ½ empty,” the resident wrote.

“Then after the tyres were fattened I put their valve caps back on, but I added a special surprise. Liquid nails.

“Not a ton, you can’t really see it when you walk by, but enough that you’ll never get those caps off without ruining the stems. I considered putting some on their lug nuts but decided that was too far.”

On his return from work, the poster was stopped by a local who said the neighbours had tried removing the caps on their tyres but to no avail. As a result, they were forced to call a tow for the car, and get everyone to school and work with an Uber.

“Today was our last day before we moved into our new house so I’ll never see them again,” the man gleefully declared. “I’ve never left our condo complex feeling happier than today knowing I’ll be rid of those a**hats.”